Why Ron Artest has become the Britney Spears of the NBA:
1) Britney Spears started her career simply enough with some talent and hard work. Same for Artest.
2) Britney starts slutting it up when she starts trying to be Madonna. Artest starts thugging when he starts trying to be like Dennis Rodman.
3) Britney becomes a full-blown self-promotiong hoochie. Artest is becoming a full-blown self-promoting rap “insider”.
Wasn’t Rodman dogging Madonna for awhile? How long before Britney shows up on Artest’s porch wanting some pimp juice? This is all just too ridiculous for comprehension. Yet it will happen…………….more when we return to the E! Network after these brief messages.
Anyone catch the latest on OJ?
C’mon Juice….I guess he figures he can’t do anything that would piss anyone off anymore.
And in related Stupid News Stories,
Ron, you couldn’t be a little more solemn at your first public appearance and statement? No, no, you had to sell your album and say your penalty was too severe.
OK I’m up on the blog……….how come I can’t attach a photo? There’s a great shot of the Fab 9 on the front page of the Drudge Report today. Someone should print it and tape it to the post office wall.
Any word on OFL for Thursday? GTB XVIII is confirmed!!!
OK, so maybe I forgot that I created this blog. That’s alright, I’ll remember from now on. Maybe I’ll actually start using it on a regular basis. 😛
Almost time for thanksgiving! I’m looking forward to five days off from work. This means Thursday through Tuesday. Is not that exciting?! Hmm, I wonder what I should do….