Why Ron Artest has become the Britney Spears of the NBA:
1) Britney Spears started her career simply enough with some talent and hard work. Same for Artest.
2) Britney starts slutting it up when she starts trying to be Madonna. Artest starts thugging when he starts trying to be like Dennis Rodman.
3) Britney becomes a full-blown self-promotiong hoochie. Artest is becoming a full-blown self-promoting rap “insider”.
Wasn’t Rodman dogging Madonna for awhile? How long before Britney shows up on Artest’s porch wanting some pimp juice? This is all just too ridiculous for comprehension. Yet it will happen…………….more when we return to the E! Network after these brief messages.